Barbie Wants Some Action
Bunk beds and pink sheets made me feel my youth again although I much preferred my He-Man collection over Barbie Dolls and a husband without a penis. Poor Ken! How’s a women ever gonna learn with that little rabbit nose stump? And what the hell have they both got to smile about if he hasn’t got his manhood? Poor design feature! Society is so fo*ked up. Just look at the toys we are given to play with as kids. Action men and guns for boys, no wonder so many young teenagers are brainwashed into joining the army. And is it a wonder why so many teenage girls want to get pregnant having spent their childhood raising a plastic baby that really cries when it’s not fed by invisible milk and learning how to behave well in a toy kitchen making sure to put the pots back in the right place at the end of the day? The computer games of today teach young children how to lead a battalion into war and fictional characters like the tooth fairy still exist. For Christ sake, don’t blame it on drugs when a young girl jumps from her balcony, maybe she thought she could fly? It was probably our parents on drugs that thought of the tooth fairy anyway. As for Father Christmas, don’t be so cruel; tell them it’s a farce while they are young because I was truly devastated when I found my dad on Christmas morning passed out on the couch with the whiskey and half eaten mince pie and Santa pants stained with piss around his ankles. And we get mad when our kids lie to us. Shame on you!