CouchSurfing the World

As with Capoeira, the slave society found a way to entertain their masters pretending to join in with the many ceremonies when in fact they found a way to preserve their own in disguise. This has led to a modern collaboration of religious views from both cultures confusing our children further more with the harsh reality that all religion is a blatant push for social structure and money seeking deception. Why do you think the pope promotes sex without the condom? So we can breed more brainwashed stem cells for the hungry pockets of the church who, in return give you some crappy dried bread and watered down wine every Sunday. And if the pope is as holy as they say, why the hell does he need a bullet proof car if he’s got angels protecting him? Even Batman has the discrepancy to wear a protective suit!

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I, on the other hand just needed a friend I could trust. Maybe even enjoy some dancing to shake off those empty spirits clinging to me like toilet paper does to the arse when you drop a sticky poop! That’s why you should always carry ‘Huggies’, the gods have had smooth cheeks since creation, laughing at us from above grinding our teeth with each wipe of recycled wood shavings! Even Adam and Eve used leafs and totally understood the phrase ‘Your barking up the wrong tree’. When the hell were we told by our mothers that we are now old enough to wipe our sphincters with the same material once used for two signatures to sign away their souls in a promise now regurgitated into the basin of a toilet with last night’s Vindaloo? I was the ‘Lord Of The Ring Stings’ for way too long until the 8th wonder of the world spoke green in the baby aisle of which previously I had never ventured down before?  I no longer run backwards in the cornfields, but slide effortlessly on luscious grass fields leaving ‘El Bano’ like a 64 Pink Chevy pulling out of a car wash.

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My mother’s biggest weakness was she too often put people before her and never got the same care and love back when she needed it rendering her weak and broken. I’m prepared to help anyone but I’m certainly not going to be taken advantage of. You must know who to direct your positive energy too for its continuous flow or you will feel bitter and cheated and hatred to others. Walk away is my advice, don’t keep banging your head against a brick wall, climb over, smash it down, or follow it until you find a door to walk through making sure to slam it shut and throw away the key.

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